In light of the recent groupings of Hip-Hop groups/individuals and determinations as to who is and who isn't wack, I have come up with this list of 17 + rappers who Hip-Hop could have done without. The fact that they all happen to be white may offend some, and may delight others, but truly these may be some of the worst rappers of all time.

compiled by free-lance writer Will Khitey

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Top 17 worst white rappers of all time...

MC Serch

1/2 of the duo 3rd Base. Came to national fame with whiteboy MC clown antics dating back to  New York's famous Latin Quarters doing the "whiteboy dance" to giving people the gas-face with a jew-fro cut into a high-top fade. "black cats are bad luck, bad guys wear black...must've been a white guy who started all that." -MC Serch. Recent host of VH1 and egotrip's White Rapper Show. Made the critical mistake of dissing Hip-Hop pioneers from the X-Clan, Paradise and Professor X (R.I.P.) on the Funkmaster Flex Show. He get's the ASS-Face.

Prime Minister Pete Nice

Other half of Third Base. Thus guy always rubbed me the wrong way. To me, he came across like he thought he was too cool, too slick, and too tough. I always wanted take that wack-ass stick he used to walk around with and smack him over the head with it. I always wanted to know, Prime Minister of what? And who told you you were nice???? Peter Nash is currently a sports historian.




Vanilla Ice

Sometimes being trapped in your own skin is the worst punishment of all. Vanilla Ice has been dissed by almost every other white rapper. Even though I fail to see a signifigant difference between any of them. Vanilla Ice was a combination of MC Hammer, Elvis, and the Fonz. He laid the groundwork, for white rappers/actors such as Eminem when he starred in his landmark creative film and uttered poigniant phrases such as "Cut that zero, and get with this hero." and "Word to your mother."

Eminem
Eminem quote...
"No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge"
The Source Magazine and good brother Benzino, exposed Eminem's racist past on a series of unreleased tapes in which Eminem, said such things as "Black girls are bitches," "Black girls are stupid," and "Black girls just want your money."
'NUFF SAID.









Young Black Teenagers

The name alone was an insult to Black People and these fools made it into the House Party movie series via Kid-n-Play.  The one with the dreads called himself "Jamal" and the DJ was Skribble, later of MTV fame.  Nothing special here just a gimmick gone wrong.













Jamie Kennedy

This dude is a comedian but part of his schtick is a Hip-Hop type character complete with all the stereotypes.
Movies like "Malibu's Most Wanted" and his new flick "Kickin It Ol School" are testimony to his mockery of Hip-Hop culture and Black people in general.







Kevin Federline

The Smartest thing he ever did was to impregnate Britney Spears. The dumbest was to try to rap and cornrow his hair. He looks like a Borat character. Very not gangsta.

Brian Austin Green (Beverly Hills 90210)

In the height of his teenagery teen idol heart throb status B.A.G. as the gangstas on the street call him, decided to release a rap album. It was indeed a one stop carnival and not even a one hit wonder. Not even the little teenage girls were fooled into buying it.









David Faustino aka D L'il aka Grand Master B (Bud Bundy from Married With Children)

>From my favorite dysfunctional po white trash family emerges Bud Bundy coming out as his real self David Faustino aka L'il D, needless to say it was horrible and I'm glad he came to his senses and stopped.





Bubba Sparxxx

I included the below new Booty cover so people can see the clear problem and issue we have.  Here we have good ole' Bubba, champion of the "New South" but it seems the new south is pretty much the same as the old one. It objectifies Black Women and attempts to reduce them to round asses with thongs woven between.  Maybe I'm old school but the images of white men promoting these images, no matter the reasoning/excuse, reminds me too much of a time when Black Women were on auction blocks and their bodies were either on display or being ravaged for the sadistic pleasure of white men.  Bubba Sparkkks.



House Of Pain

The first Irish themed white group. Shamrock logo, "Fine Malt Lyrics" slogan, once again, all gimmick.  Of course Everlast, the lead MC reincarnated himself as blues/folk singer Whitey Ford for an album "Whitey sings the Blues" This is in and of itself an oxymoron. Whitey cannot sing the blues.



Beastie Boys

A name sometimes says it all.  This trio is credited as pioneers and legends of Hip-Hop but the legacy of the vintage Beastie Boys is really "beer drinking, breath stinking, sniffing glue" and spouting beer on concert attendees while high on all sorts of drugs. Once again the schtick seems to be the over-exaggerated "mimicking" of what whites think is Black behavior.





Paul Wall

The man who makes his money off of the stolen diamonds of Africa and sells them back to Africans here in Amerikkka for a very... very large profit. Paul Wall originates from Houston and is a proponent of sipping on "lean" and "syrup" which are concoctions of cough syrup or liquid codeine mixed with what David Chappelle called "Purple Stuff"






Snow

The Canadian born protege of MC Shan, Snow had a wanna-be reggae infused stylee made famous by the dead on impersonation done by Jim Carrey on the old school In Living Color comedy variety series. I never noticed before he kind of looks like Justin Timberlake.




Kid Rock

Alot of folks don't know that Kid Rock started out as a wanna be Hip-Hopper before the dirty trailer trash sheik he has made famous, he sported a MC Serch-like white boy flat top of sorts and he used to DJ at local events, eventually even getting a record deal.... I never noticed before but he looks like Macauley Culkin.





Marky Mark

Marky Mark is the younger brother of Donnie Wahlberg of the Boston boy band (who bit New Edition formula) New Kids on the Block. Marky Mark is now all grown up and enjoying mega-star success as an actor. What many people don't know is he got in trouble as a teen in Boston for thowing bricks at a bus full of black children while yelling "Nigger".... so much for "Good Vibrations"







John Cena

John Cena is a Wrestling WWE Superstar. He may be one of the most popular characters ever. He is one video games, commercials, now he makes movies and part of his schtick is that he Raps.  I have long said that  Hip-Hop reminds me of wrestling, with the fancy characters and the sub-plots and beefs, the shady managers and entourage and of course the women in thongs. Well now this seals it, we now have an official rapping wrestler and he is dead serious and so is the billion dollar industry that is pushing him.







Dishonorable Mention to all those wack ass white rappers on the underground tip who have not got that mainstream success.....

Aesop Rock, El P, Sage Francis, Slaine, Eyedea and Abilities, etc, etc, etc.....

and a special FU to all the white businessmen who made it their business to exploit Hip-Hop culture
Rick Rubin, Lyor Cohen, Jimmy Iovine, Sumner Redstone Viacom, etc. etc. etc.